Mar 03 2009

Da’ pa mess (III): Dialoage cu Satana (Reloaded)

Category: GlobosferaAndy @ 13:15

Si iata ca periplul comunicarii moderne continua in continuare cu continuatorii eu si amicul 665 (Acest aproape-cel-mai- intunecat-dar-nu-chiar-necuratul globosferei romanesti!)

Dialoage – partea II (arhiva de acasa) – despre ce poa’ sa discute doi oameni maturi si responsabili aflati unul la locul de munca si celalalt muncind acasa? Despre metafizica, metempsihoza, filozofie moderna, arta renascentista si multe altele:

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665: dom’le eu am zis asa, intr-o compunere desteapta, folosirea lui ‘plm’, ‘fut’ etc nu deranjeaza foarte mult, fiind mai mult mijloace artistice

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665: nu domle, zi fara menajamente si direct
665: plm, nu’s mujer

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Andy: @};-
Andy: plm cu bere n-am smiley
Andy: zi si tu ca e o bere rosie cu petale

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665: imi pare mie sau vom deveni foarte buni prieteni?
Andy: NU

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Andy: Mircea … am sentimentul ca ne vom evita la munte
Andy: si cand ne vom ciocni se va bashi pamantul de spaima
Andy: fulgere, tunete, caini speriati, alea-alea

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Andy: la tine e prim-planul cu cracutzii mei?
665: da, la mine
Andy: ti-ai clatit ochii asa-i?
665: poi da
665: da’ n-am avut erectie

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665: bovis!!!!!
665: bovis infernalus!!!!!
665: offfff
665: nu-ti prieste aerul

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665: nush, io te vad mai repede cu potai d-alea minuscule
Andy: actually mie imi plac labradorii
665: da man, d-alea chihuaua, shi-tzu, d-alea de te asezi pe ele si pana nu simti ud la cur nu realizezi ca-ti lipseau din peisaj
665: oricum, te-as vedea venind in carciuma cu unul d-ala la pept si mangaindu-l sistematic, in timp ce ne maraie apocaliptic

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665: cum ma enerveaza de regula fazele de genul, in loc sa spui simplu, ma duc sa ma pish, incepi cu ‘mi-e teama ca o nevoie fiziologica, nu cea mai mare, de excretie lichida, ma fac sa lipsesc putin, pentru rezolvarea trebii de care altfel nu ma pot lipsi’

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665: oricum, esti dubios
Andy: de ce?
665: gras esti?
665: esti!
665: lanturi, inele, ghiuluri exista?
665: se!
665: jeep conduci?
665: conduci!
665: traitsear!
665: haoleo bahtales!
Andy: hahahaha
665: benzinarie n-ai
665: da-ti faci

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665: tu, care ai masina? iti mai arde de f*tut?

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665: mi-i dai maine discret
Andy: o sa te iau in brate si cand ne dam drumul (la imbratisare) o sa ai niste bani in sutien
Andy: e bine asa?
665: sa-mi iau sutienul ala de hmmmmm… aventuri?

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Andy: eu am postat prin prisma aia in care femeia cand se caca miroase a trandafiri
665: da?
Andy: da ma
Andy: nu stiai?
665: hmmmm, sincer, nu m-a interesat
665: femeile caca destule si pe gura, ca sa mai fiu curios si ce iese pe cur, in ce consistenta si cu ce miros, trust me, man

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665: oricum, vad ca facem echipa buna pe blogul tau
665: tu scrii tampenii, eu comentez tampenii
Andy: isnt that what men do?

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665: :hug:
665: bye
Andy: :shy: nebunule mic :D
Andy: :*
665: uuuuuu :shy:
Andy: =))
665: era non-gay, maaan

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665: fii antena, un panseu la care ma gandeam io de multa vreme
665: de ce gajicile la plaja, mai au putin si-si expun si vulva, la cat de economicos ie costumul de baie, iar daca in rest li se ridica fusta, ai impresia ca e alarma nucleara?

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Andy: fu-te
Andy: erm
Andy: du-te
665: fu-te?
Andy: plm e langa D (‘f’ chiar e langa ‘d’ :D )
665: mah, nu se face asa
665: incepi si tu cu d-alea?
665: cu muisto in loc de misto?

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665: ma roaga directorul ala mare sa-i caut niste acte normative
665: relativ incalcite
665: si cand eram in cautarea cea mai apriga
665: vacarone: salut, eu frec menta

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665: nush de ce, da’ cojmarul meu de azi devine psyhedellical shit
665: urmeaza sa vad hipopotami in tutu pe la geam (stau la 10) dand m*ie unor evrei ortodoxi pe triciclete, printre perciuni

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665: da’ stii ce?
665: imi bag pl in raceala ta!
665: bei uischi
665: te pui pe picioare
665: si apoi mori!

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665: aaaaa
Andy: aaaaaaaaaaa
665: f*te-ma, animalutzule

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665: ceva e nasol si pute
Andy: ciorapii tai?
665: bah, ciorapii mei miros a trandafiri
665: a lacramioare
Andy: sunt … convins …
Andy: ofilite?

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Andy: pe p…
665: ce pudic ai devenit
665: ti-e frica?
Andy: io nu zic p*la pe mess ma
Andy: ma cenzurez
Andy: stii ca sunt finutz
665: da’ de ce nu zici? iti da fiori?

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665: hai nu te caca
665: ca-ti pun ventilatoru la cur

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Andy: MA F*T !
665: daaaaaaaaaaaa???????????????
665: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
665: sa beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andy: pffffffffff
665: io ti-am zis sambata
665: ai blog, nu f*ti
665: n-ai blog, iete ca te f*ti
Andy: de-asta sa-l inchid hmmmm

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665: dulceagule!
665: zi mah
665: te-ai mai gandit ce vrei de la mine?

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Andy: nu mai am mop
Andy: tre sa cumpar
Andy: si tot uit
665: unde l-ai varat, de nu mai ai?
Andy: am cazut cu curu pe el
Andy: si s-a rupt coada
665: s-a dat la tine sau cum pixu meu tricolor?
Andy: am alunecat
Andy: era ud
665: NORMAL ca era ud!
665: dubios esti, tata
665: macar avea prezervativ?
665: cum plm sa cazi mah, pe mop?
665: ce-ai?
665: ai 8 luni si-abia te tii pe picioare?
Andy: ERA UD PE JOS IN P*LA MEA !!!
Andy: am alunecat
665: bine, da’ pe mop
Andy: era pe jos in p*la mea !!!!!!
665: cu curu’ pe mop?
Andy: CU P*LA !!!
Andy: CA E MARE
[putin mai tarziu]
665: fii atent
665: experiment
665: pune un post
665: spune: am cazut cu curu pe mop, dupa ce l-am folosit
665: sa vedem
665: cati din cei care comenteaza, or sa spuna: da, andy, asa o fi
665: ai tupeu?
Andy: nu :D

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665: si i-am dat un link
665: dupa o vreme am intrebat-o daca a aruncat un ochi
665: mi-a zis ca a fost tinuta de vorba de un shef
665: si ca oricum, citez: ma chinui cu mozilla p*lii
665: la care eu (varza de oboseala) citesc: ma chinui cu mozolitul p*lii
Andy: =))))))))))))))
Andy: damn dude !!

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Si totul a culminat acum 2 minute cand am supus spre aprobare minunatele texte:

665: cate tampenii am putut debita impreuna
665: stii ce?
Andy: mai ales scoase PUTIN din context sunt geniale
665: ne leaga o frumoasa prietenie tampita!
Andy: stiu
Andy Vasilescu: :*
665: hai, hai, te-ntinzi

Zi frumoasa de la cei doi filozofi contemporani! :D

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Feb 20 2009

Da’ pa mess (II): Dialoage cu Satana

Category: GlobosferaAndy @ 16:13

Cine e Satana? Amicul 665 cine altcineva! Acest aproape-cel-mai- intunecat-dar-nu-chiar-necuratul globosferei romanesti!

Dialoage – partea I (arhiva de la serviciu) - despre ce poa’ sa discute doi oameni maturi si responsabili aflati la locul de munca? Despre metafizica, metempsihoza, filozofie moderna, arta renascentista si multe altele:

665: man, am fost in concediu partea I
665: zugraveala, mobila schimbata
665: deja ma ustura curu

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Andy: am daramat si masa
Andy: am spart vreo 4 pahare
Andy: plm
Andy: mi-aduc aminte ca i-am facut cinste taximetristului de m-a dus acasa cu o shaorma … dar sa mor daca stiu de ce
665: betsivilor!

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665: man
665: tu mai crezi in spiridushi?
Andy: da

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Andy: wtf …
Andy: te-am visat aseara ..
665: sper ca nu sexual

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665: esti la job?
Andy: da
665: succes
665: vroiam sa te iau la film
Andy: esti un dulce
Andy: dar nu azi

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665: si aia cu papusa frigida si vibratorul impotent, disfunctional erectil?
Andy: papusa frigida si vibratorul impotent sunt de maxima inspiratie
Andy: dialog intre muieri
Andy: – ce esti fata asa azi?
Andy: – fata nu mi s-a sculat vibratoru aseara ..
665: da, da
665: am incercat oral, manual, nimic
665: bause vreo 6 beri si avea chef de somn
665: si tu fata, a mai sforait si ca un porc toata noaptea
665: cred ca-mi iau un vibrator amant
Andy: a dracu vibrator
665: nu se mai poate asa
665: io-l inteleg ca munceste mult, ca e stresat, da’ atunci nu trebuia sa ne incurcam
665: ce tandru si atent, animal feroce in pat si gingas era la inceput
665: si ce betiv si insensibil a devenit

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665: ieri descoperisem ultimul album Tankard
665: ii stii pa bajeti?
Andy: aha
Andy: thrashy parca
Andy: nu?
665: da
665: ei, coperta ultimului album e socanta
665: am avut senzatia ca a pozat vacarone pentru ei

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665: adica, ce vrea sa fie tatuajul tau, in primul rand?
665: o sirena, ILOVESTEFANIA, born to be wild

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Andy: fs fs
665: ce-i aia fs fs?
Andy: degetele mele date mai la dreapta pe tastatura

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665: uuuuu
665: ai coa*e, monsher!

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665: nu toate posturile tale sunt meseriase
Andy: da
Andy: cunosc
665: dar comment-uri ca la tine
665: sa-mi bag pl
665: unele (ale mele mostly) sunt cacatoare

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665: tu cum stai?
Andy: stau dupa poponeata ta

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665: ma cac
Andy: mda
Andy: vad

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665: te mai ustura, mon ami?
Andy: da

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665: am un ciot

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665: simt nevoia acuta pentru tine
665: TE’N P*LA MEA!!!!!!!

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