Feb 11 2009

Da’ pa mess

Category: GlobosferaAndy @ 13:01

Din categoria “da’ pa mess” cu niste colegi globosferici + maica-mea :))  (sau “aberatii la plictiseala crunta”). La momentul respectiv mi s-au parut funny, in timp s-au deteriorat … da’ vi le arat oricum.

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Esk: fumatul scade calitatea spermei!
Andy: cacat
Andy: da’ ce? o beau?

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Female_blogger: aaaaah
Female_blogger: acum rectesc

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Pixie: nu-mi place chiar atat de mult de mine
Pixie: I just want you for your body!

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Andy: zi ceva profund
Female blogger: my e penis is small
Female blogger: :(

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credal: 3 bucati am cacat, ca niciodata
credal: SEX

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madalina: in padurea cu alune, aveau casa doi pitici
Andy: vine pupaza si spune “dati-va-n plm, jet in alta parte”
madalina: un elefant, se legana, pe o panza de paianjen…
Andy: pana s-a dus in p..da masii panza aia
madalina: catelus cu parul cret?
Andy: iesi in plm din cotet, vezi si tu lumea, scarpina-te la outze, ce atatea rate
madalina: too much love will kill youuuuuuuuuuuuu, every time!!!!!
Andy: soarta ..
Andy: :))
madalina: as vrea sa mor odata / s-adorm pe camp cu flori, / in jur paduri de linisti / deasupra-mi palc de nori
madalina: mai zi ceva acu’
Andy: si cand cacarea trece / ma duc usor la geam / nerabdarea-i asa rece / si fioru’-i de margean
Andy: :D
madalina: =))

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Andy: stai sa vezi la moeciu
Andy: kilt + maio + tatuaj
credal: +chiloti, sper
Andy: nu
Andy: fara
Andy: ca sa ma scarpin la coae
Andy: daca-l ajut pe animaloo la gatit
credal: PERFECT
credal: n-o sa mai simt gustul la rozmarin

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Andy: ce faci esca?
Esk: po sa intru in detalii?
Andy: te rog
Esk: is pe stop

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credal: iti dai seama ca ar trebui sa am o nevasta aproape perfecta din toate punctele de vedere ca sa iasa un copil cat de cat acceptabil?

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Andy: cacat!
Mom: nici nu mai vb cu tine ca esti pornografic si porcos
Andy: eu?????????????
Mom: da, cind vb cu ma-ta!!!

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