Mar 12 2009

Ahhhh filmele copilariei …

Category: NostalgieAndy @ 10:13

Bai voi astia din generatia mea sau din cele dinaintea mea, mai tineti minte filmele alea vechi chinezesti subtitrate in limba engleza care ne-au incantat copilaria? Filmele alea in care un actor isi misca gura timp de cinci minute doar pentru a zice “Hello!” ? Filmele in care actorul rostea un singur cuvant cu gurita sa si venea subtitrarea “I kill you bloody bastard with my mighty dragon punch at dawn during the beautiful season of winter in the year 1874″ ?

Mi s-au parut fascinante atunci, si mi se par fascinante si acum. Din acest motiv, hai sa facem o scurta incursiune in lumea subtitrarilor englezesti ale filmelor cu omuleti galbeni si sa ne amintim putin de copilarie. Urmeaza subtitrari reale:

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
3. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
4. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
5. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
6. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.
7.You daring lousy guy.
8. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
9. I have been scared shitless too much lately.
10. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!
11. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
12. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
13. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
14. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
15. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

Si una din preferatele mele:

This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

Ahhhh … memories … :daydream: sunt curios cum ar fi sunat filmele astea dublate de etern fascinanta si magnifica Irina Nistor (daca nu stiti cine-i madam .. ati trait degeaba!)

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